June 2012
43 posts
I’m just gonna comment on everyone’s status from now on “you can say that again”
it’s sassy enough to be hilarious, but subtle enough that no one would get it, they would just think I’m agreeing with them
I make fun of people who are serious all the time on facebook but the sad truth is they are way cooler than me and I will be sad always so I will just marry my guitar and/or ps3 it would be a happy life
just remembered I still don’t have coffee at home and then I died a little inside and tomorrow is already terrible wow mondays, am I right?
ashamed that I misspelled pus all night, but relieved that I caught it
if I don’t lose followers after tonight, clearly I’m doing something wrong
it’s not even hard, like all I’d have to do is comment an exact copy of what they just posted, they would see then that they are terrible
man, if there weren’t social repercussions, I’d hardcore harass everyone on facebook with awesome sarcasm and jokes
reblog if you wanna be a hype man
anyone who wants to be anything but a hype man what are you doing with your life
then I can be scar from the lion king and get eaten by hyenas cool yeah
like man who needs sunscreen, way too cool for that crap, I’ll take a scar over that stuff any day
I hope this sunburn scars my face cuz then I can tell people how cool I am because I got a wicked scar from a sunburn on my face like wow hardcore I’m a badass
I post all these dumb things but then I can laugh at it and it’s great and all facebook should be used for is vanity and jokes
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, why are facebook statuses ever used for anything other than a joke
like why
I don’t even get it
don’t you understand no one cares
at least make a joke so no one still cares but you can crack yourself up
stop being sad on facebook it just makes it worse
tomorrow’s blog forecast: cloudy with a chance of stupid posts
tonight’s blog was a blog about nose pus and hype men
I am the hypest
the most hype
you can even wear gym shorts and some dumb shirt or something and like a lanyard and you just yell whatever man, like seriously, everyone goes nuts and you’re just like “YEAH PARTIES”
YEAH ALCOHOL WE’RE ALL ALCOHOLICS YEAH ALL MY ALCOHOLICS WHERE YOU AT BOIIIIII
*all the world cheers*
literally the talent of the hype man is to not be cool and to shout things and to have no dignity I can do all of those and more
*alien in the audience feels alienated*
YEAH IF YOU ARE A HUMAN MAKE SOME NOISE YEAH YEAH HYPE YEAH
*lizard man in the audience feels alienated*
I just wanna shout nonsense into a microphone while people react with positive emotions it’s all I’ve ever wanted I’m gonna major in hype-ology
seriously you get to be a total goober if you’re a hype man and still everyone is like “YEAH HYPE MAN YEAH YEAH PARTIES YEAH” and then you are a cool goober
what do you major in if you wanna be a hype man
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man, all the people who track the nose pus tag are gonna go crazy
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dried pus on my nose functioning as a scab <3
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dangit, now I have to buy a wii u at launch
e3 sucks
pus is dripping out of my sunburnt nose
happy days
post music festival sunburn regret/depression
my pre assessment of today (bfd music festival) was more-or-less accurate
95% of the bands were either just decent or terrible, but it was still fun and worth the cheap $10 ticket
of monsters and men are so amazing and fantastic live, go see them
also, as much as I resent fun (the band) due to the fact that they are significantly worse than the format, they are really good live. nate ruess is...
I am out of coffee
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oh no
[[MORE]]looking forward to the day I don’t whine about stupid stuff ;)))))))
[[MORE]]looking forward to the day when ;)))))))
[[MORE]]looking forward to the day I don’t hate myself ;))))
learned “jimmy, he whispers” by manchester orchestra tonight
super wonderful fantastic song and easy to play too!!!
weeeee
I don’t even wanna go to bfd, man, but I got a $10 ticket so like whatever
I just wanna nap and play video games and now I have to be social
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vidya games
May 2012
248 posts
help someone stop me from watching more 30 rock ahhhhhhh I’m so tired
I’m so tired I wanna die uggghhhhhhhh
it does make me love people more when they do get my jokes though
seriously, if you want me to love you, understand and laugh at my jokes
it’s foolproof